I said you look shitty GOODNIGHT DENISE
I own a pair of black Timbs, so nothing else really matters all that much.
Really don’t like Deafheaven, man.
girl: deafheaven’s vertigo isn’t the best song of 2013
me: *drops this girl so quick she goin nowhere she was cute at first but nah man nah*
Me: *intercepts dropped woman, wifes*
Got some new boots today and they’re very serious.
Today was awesome, man.
Also, The Truman Show was seriously one of the most intense movies ever made.
Dinosaur television shows.
I need everybody to love me this is not negotiable
Honestly everyday that I don’t touch a butt or tell someone they’re pretty is a day wasted v srs
WHEN A LADY ASKS YOU TO SPANK HER ASS, YOU SPANK THAT ASS